Girls...Enough with the mindless Shenanigans

The most unholy words that any woman can say to you in the end is that she is just not into you, and believe me it hurts. With all of the nonsense magazines that these mind-blowing drama queens read these days, the fact that their fingernail came off means the world is coming to an end. So after you have been wondering what the deal is from the man's point of view, and if this woman is in fact interested, you (our man) can put up with her garbage games. Let's see where the relationship Guru, Miss Casaletto has gone wrong! 1. She backs her "booty" up into you while dancing. Jesus H. Christ, I haven't heard the word "derriere" since William Shakespeare was walking around on Earth, and if any girl tells you that world give her Romeo and Juliet and say "peace!" So when you're at the party and the girl is grinding up on you, have some fun and move around- you don't want to put all of your marbles in one basket while at a bash, unless she is totally up in your grill. This is obvious if it is happening!

2. She flirts with you sometimes. Here it is, the holy grail of talking and find out what women are looking for. We have all been in the situation with the Kobe Bryant of the game, "Hard to Get." This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever encountered in my life, if the girl is interested and the guy is, congratulations have fun. No need to beat around the bush here people. Women- we all know your snakes and just slither around to find the next catch and we don't want to be apart of it. So if the girl is doing this to you, by all means play it back and don't talk to her, she will eventually respond. When girls lead you on it's like pretending you just won the lottery, or made the winning three pointer...no man wants their pride and dignity taken away with the drop of the ball. 3. She invites you to a boring event, like a play. There is nothing wrong with going to a play, Hairspray on Broadway...Fantastic! Anyways girls this is where you go wrong, if you and a fella go to a show this is a date no matter what, it takes up plenty of "night time" where our boy can be at the feeding frenzy of girls (at the local bar with the guys), but chose to take the time to spend with you. If you women are not interested, just say it girls, we don't want to be tagged along for your enjoyment if we are not having fun as well. Because to a guy, this is a date no matter how the cookie crumbles. 4. She seductively eats a banana or popsicle in front of you. I have to agree with Lauren here because there is no way for a girl to eat that then looking like you no what. But my friends say if a girl is doing that in front of you and has no feelings for you, she is either the devil women, or a sex fiend. Just say "damn women, I didn't know your lips move that way." Wait for a response, which will be a laugh. And, then say, "Are you doing that for me or you?" Now we all hope she says for you, but if not, I'm sorry to say she is a high class girl because no woman should tempt a man like that, we all relate the banana to a bunch of movies; think about it. 5. Her description of the perfect man sounds nothing like you. If any women is talking to you about another guy she wants to date pick up ship and leave. Throw it in her face because she should not hurt your feelings like that, because all women have that intuition when a guy is into her and she should not be talking about that in front of you. Its rude and upsetting, hence why girls love to play the game, and it's not right. The minute this starts, talk about your last one nighter, and how it was. Oh she will like that one. Men, all I can say is we all go through this and it stinks. Hopefully I have gotten our point across as best as possible with a little bit of knowledge to help the situation. If you see that she isn't into you, just pack it up like the Pats did against the Giants. There is no perfect season and for now no perfect women; so in the end - there are plenty of fish in the sea.