Guys…she's just not into you! : (

You've been after that certain woman for weeks, maybe even months, or years. She rarely calls you, she flirts with other guys, but you continue to hope that one day she'll come around. How do you know when to finally throw in the towel? If this "love of your life" starts giving you any of the 5 signs below, you might start thinking she has finally come around. Well, you're wrong! Brandon Weiner may differ upon my ideas; however, he is forgetting the days where he thought "Miss Right" would never show. Hurt and rejected, he gave up on relationships. Being his personal love correspondent and faithful friend, I nursed Brandon back to health- fed him food and water from the palms of my hands. Although, he still has not found "Miss Right", he's fierce! Other guys don't stand a chance.

1. She backs her derriere up into you while dancing. This means that she's had about eight Red Bull and vodkas and the DJ just put on some Lil Wayne. She most likely doesn't find you good-looking; she just feels the need to revive your heart with her butt. Breathe; it's going to be okay!

2. She flirts with you… sometimes. If she goes hot and cold, don't kid yourself: She's not playing hard to get; she's just keeping you hanging on in case she can't get anyone she likes better.

3. She invites you to a boring event, like a play. Could Mamma Mia! be so excruciating that no one else would go with her? Bingo. Brandon explains "If you women are not interested just say it girl, we don't want to be tagged along for your enjoyment if we are not having fun as well". According to my knowledge, most men would eat EXTRA gooey gavilta fish if the girl he desired made it for him. Trust me, if Mamma Mia! is cool for her, I'm sure it would be cool for you.

4. She seductively eats a banana or popsicle in front of you. Sorry, but there's just no other way to eat these things.

5. Her description of the perfect man sounds nothing like you. She tells you she wants a Mediterranean man who can dance the meringue. You are Swedish and can only square dance. And indeed, she may actually end up with a square-dancing Swede, but in all likelihood, it won't be with you. Take this as a kind hint on her part that you, for whatever reason, are not her perfect man. Only certain individuals who have been there understand that a non-reciprocated crush can be a big blow to one's self-esteem. So do yourself a favor and don't prolong the inevitable. Now, that you have read the list and you can gather that she isn't going to respond to your efforts, put yourself out of your misery, just cut your losses and move on. She's just not into you!